No one will ever call Guy Fieri a victim--he chooses to wear the worst shit ever--but you can have to give him credit for lighting up the smart-assed Anthony Bourdain at a recent roast in NYC. Bourdain has never been shy about his opinions of other chefs, or his drug use so Johnny Garlic went at him saying, ““Why do you hate me so much? Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.”
Bourdain, who once said of Fieri, “"I look at Guy Fieri, and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me'” later got his chance to fire back at Guy asking when he was going to “de-douche,” but the damage was done. Even though Bourdain boasts about his past heroin use, it’s never cool to be reminded of it by a fat dude wearing sunglasses on the back of his head... and upside down.