Monica Smokes Bill

Monica Lewinsky became famous for her sexual exploits with President Bill Clinton, but now she’s threatening to expose more juicy details in an attempt to shame him. Monica is reportedly done protecting Bill and there’s rumors floating around of a 12 million dollar book deal.

One of Monica’s friends says Bill constantly complained that Hillary was a “cold fish” and “had a nonexistent sex life.” The source also went on to detail Bill’s fantasies about orgies and sex toy obsession. Hardly anything shocking considering Monica famously testified that Bill banged her with a cigar. Right now her “threat” is to make one of America’s coolest presidents look… even cooler.