Restaurant Review Revenge

Elayna Katz had a shitty meal at Ottawa restaurant Mambo Nuevo Latino. Like any unsatisfied customer, she asked to speak the management, but owner Marisol Simoes ignored her request. Elayna called a bunch of times before getting really pissed off and leaving two bad reviews of the restaurant on a website called Restaurant Thing.

The bad reviews got Marisol’s attention. She set up a fake dating profile for Elayna and it’s also emailed 75 of her co-workers from Gmail account bearing Elayna’s name stating, ““I am open to anything! Couples, threesomes and group sex. Am especially into transsexuals and transgender (being one myself.) I am a handful in many ways and a tiger in the bedroom. Please message me back if you are interested in a good time!”

Restaurant Thing got so annoyed with Marisol’s requests to take down the negative reviews that they eventually removed Mambo Nuevo Latino from the site. They also posted an entire email rant from Marisol explaining why Mambo wasn’t going to be on the site any longer. It starts getting really good when she goes “all-caps” on  Elayna:

I WILL FILE A LAWSUIT AGAINST YOU!

I HAVE SERIOULSY HAD IT WITH HER AND WITH YOU GUYS FOR ALLOWING HER TO COME THIS FAR.

I HAVE A VERY STRONG CASE AGAINST YOU SO BE SMART AND DO WHAT I ASKED OF YOU BACK IN MAY, PUT AN END TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL AND TAKE KINKI & MAMBO OFF OF YOUR SITE.

THIS WAY YOU WILL NOT SHOW FAVOURITISM TO HER OR ME, IT IS THE ONLY OPTION AT THIS POINT AND THE 'HUMAN' THING TO DO.

AND I'M SURE YOUR READERS WOULD APPRECIATE IT TOO.

CONSIDER IT AN X-MAS GIFT TO ME, AND IT WILL NOT GO UNAPPRECIATED!

Marisol Simoes

 

Marisol isn’t just guilty of typing in all caps, a court recent found her guilty of criminal libel against Elayna. It might have been worth it to just comp her meal and say sorry.